Child's bitch for the rest of your life

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Welcome to the ultimate parenting club! Our card, 'You’re Now Your Child’s Bitch,' celebrates the hilarious truth of parenthood with a cheeky grin. Perfect for new parents or those deep in the trenches, this card brings a laugh and a high-five to the journey of raising kids. Because let’s face it—sometimes the best way to survive the chaos is with a little humour! 

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